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Eggistential Hash Crisis

Crispy Hash Brown Base with Griddled Bread, Poached Eggs, and Béchamel Sauce

45 minutes
Serves 4
BreakfastFrenchVegetarian
Herb's take

France meets the freezer aisle in this Croque-Madame remix, where potatoes join the party for a brunch worth pondering. You'll master a foolproof béchamel and get a crash course in poaching eggs like a Parisian line cook.

Ingredients

Yield
4

Instructions

  1. 01
    Preheat oven to 425°F. Line a sheet tray with parchment.
  2. 02
    Toss the thawed, squeezed-dry hash browns with 2 tablespoons melted butter and a big pinch of salt and pepper. Spread into four 4-inch rounds on the tray, each about 1/2 inch thick.
  3. 03
    Bake hash brown rounds for 20-25 minutes, flipping once, until crisp and deeply golden.
  4. 04
    While hash browns bake, make béchamel: In a medium saucepan over medium heat, melt 2 tablespoons butter. Whisk in flour and cook, stirring, for 1 minute until foamy.
  5. 05
    Gradually whisk in milk and bring to a gentle simmer, stirring constantly until slightly thickened, about 4-5 minutes.
  6. 06
    Remove béchamel from heat. Whisk in Dijon, nutmeg, 1/2 cup Gruyère, and a pinch of salt and pepper until smooth. Cover and keep warm.
  7. 07
    Bring a large pot of water to a bare simmer. Add vinegar.
  8. 08
    Crack eggs, one at a time, into a small bowl. Swirl the simmering water, slide in each egg, and poach 3-4 minutes until whites are set but yolks are still runny. Remove with a slotted spoon to a paper towel-lined plate.
  9. 09
    Melt remaining 1 tablespoon butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Grill bread slices about 2 minutes per side until golden and crisp.
  10. 10
    To assemble: Place each bread slice on a plate. Top with a hash brown round, then spoon béchamel generously over both.
  11. 11
    Sprinkle each with remaining Gruyère, then set a poached egg gently on top.
  12. 12
    Finish with fresh chives, a pinch more pepper, and serve immediately while still existentially hot.

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